Contract 0x9e4B53dF3367282302De7A37a037bD0D335641Ab
Rx only · Robinhood Chain 1,000,000,000 UNITS · FIXED SUPPLY

ZEMPIG

/ LLY

semagluttony injection · once weekly

The memecoin that pays you in real Eli Lilly stock.

$OZEMPIG is paired against tokenized $LLY on Pons. Every single trade skims a fee, that fee buys $LLY, and the $LLY goes to holders. She loses weight. You gain equity.

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Active ingredients
$LLY tokenized equity100 mg
Trading fees, redirected2.00 %
Inactive: hopium, copium∞
Ozempig, the mascot A cartoon pig woman in wraparound shades, a cropped graphic tee and pleated skirt, holding an injector pen, with an LLY price tag hanging from one ear. Her belly shrinks as the dose increases. Lilly LLY
Dose 0.25 mg

Starting dose. Mostly vibes, no appetite suppression yet. She is still ordering the large.

Section 1 · Active ingredient

Every trade buys Eli Lilly stock and gives it to you.

That is the whole coin. It is not a roadmap, it is not a promise about Q4 — it is the pair itself.

Pons lets a token be denominated in a tokenized stock instead of ETH. $OZEMPIG picks $LLY — the company that actually makes the drugs everyone is on. So the coin does not just joke about GLP‑1s. It is collateralized by the balance sheet of the people selling them.

Mechanism of action

Fee in. Equity out.

How a shitpost turns into a brokerage account.

  1. 01
    Somebody trades $OZEMPIG Every buy and sell pays a 2% fee. All of it is earmarked for holders — none of it is kept by the team.
  2. 02
    The fee is swept into $LLY Instead of being pocketed, the creator fee is spent on tokenized Eli Lilly stock through the pair the coin already trades against.
  3. 03
    $LLY is distributed to holders Pro-rata by $OZEMPIG balance, on a published snapshot. Bigger bag, bigger script.
  4. 04
    Repeat weekly, like the shot Volume is the dose. The more she trades, the more equity leaves the syringe.

Why pair with a stock at all?

Section 2 · Indications
Indication 01

A floor made of pharma

Most memecoins are denominated in a volatile crypto asset, so the chart is really two charts fighting. $OZEMPIG is priced in $LLY — when the meme goes quiet, the denominator is still a large-cap drug company.

Indication 02

The joke is the trade

Everyone already knows the GLP‑1 story. This is the only way to hold the punchline and the position in one ticker, and the only memecoin where doing research means reading an earnings call.

Indication 03

Holders get paid in something real

Reflections usually pay you more of the token you already own. These reflections pay you tokenized shares in a company with revenue, factories and a patent cliff to worry about.

Dosage & administration

Section 3 · How to buy

Get a wallet onto Robinhood Chain

Pons lives on Robinhood Chain. Any EVM wallet works — add the network, then bridge over some ETH for gas and for your first buy.

Open the $OZEMPIG page on Pons

Find the token by its contract address, not by name. There will be impostors — there are always impostors. Verify the address below matches.

Swap into the $LLY pair

The pair is denominated in tokenized $LLY. Your buy pushes her along the bonding curve toward graduation into a permanently locked Uniswap V4 pool.

Hold and wait for the shot

Stay in your bag through the snapshot. $LLY distributions land on your address — no claiming, no staking, no dashboard to babysit.

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Side effects

Section 4 · Tell your doctor

Do not take $OZEMPIG if you have ever said "I only invest in fundamentals."

Clinical data

Section 5 · Supply & fees
Composition per launch — Pons standard
Total supply1,000,000,000 · fixed, non-mintable
Quote asset$LLY — tokenized Eli Lilly stock
ChainRobinhood Chain
LaunchpadPons — bonding curve to Uniswap V4
Trade fee2.00% on every trade
Fee use100% swept into $LLY for holder distribution
LiquidityLocked permanently at graduation
Team allocationNone. She cannot keep anything down.

The patient

Section 6 · Case history
LLY

She was on Ozempic. Her insurance moved her to the Lilly one. She kept the name.

Down forty pounds and still shaped like a crescent roll. The crop top is aspirational. The skirt is from before. She carries the pen everywhere like a vape and will absolutely tell you her starting weight without being asked.

She does not think of herself as a memecoin. She thinks of herself as a woman on a journey who happens to be accumulating pharmaceutical equity.

Build
Skinny fat. Thin arms, thin legs, one heroic belly.
Fit
Cropped graphic tee, pleated mini, chunky white sneakers.
Accessory
Injector pen, held like a prop, never put away.
Expression
Faintly nauseous. Perpetually confident.
Motto
"I'm not losing weight, I'm rebalancing."